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Ask me about my uterus! I DARE YOU.
Babies / Feminism

Ask me about my uterus! I DARE YOU.

Posted on January 31, 2013 by regressiveparenting • 12 Comments

Disclaimer: This one’s for the working moms, because I’m a working mom. It doesn’t mean I don’t respect and appreciate that being a stay-at-home mom is a lot of work; in no way am I implying that working is “better” or any dumb thing like that. Do what you want to do, or what you … Continue reading →

You had a baby. NOW HAVE SOME UNSOLICITED ADVICE.
Babies

You had a baby. NOW HAVE SOME UNSOLICITED ADVICE.

Posted on January 23, 2013 by regressiveparenting • 8 Comments

So your fetus just leveled-up and is now a human person—congratulations! You are now the owner of a shiny new baby, which is just like a ham with limbs that cries. I know you’ve probably scoured the Internet for advice for what to do with your bundle of joy and confusion, but ignore all of … Continue reading →

On fur-babies, skin-babies, and responsibility.
Pets

On fur-babies, skin-babies, and responsibility.

Posted on January 15, 2013 by regressiveparenting • 9 Comments

When Spouse and I moved into our first pet-friendly apartment, I knew it was time to settle down and adopt ourselves a family. Every evening, right after dinner, I’d check the local SPCA website and the sites for every kitten rescue within an hour of home. I would know Our Cat when I saw him, … Continue reading →

Fetus-free since ’83
Feminism

Fetus-free since ’83

Posted on October 4, 2012 by regressiveparenting • 14 Comments

I wasn’t going to have kids – my motto was “Proudly fetus-free since 1983.” I fancied myself as the type of person who would have grand adventures, and foreign boyfriends, and press credentials. I wasn’t going to get married, or I would marry eight times. I knew, and still know, that my interests are extremely … Continue reading →

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