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Mother’s Day Wishlist

Posted on May 11, 2014 by regressiveparenting • Leave a comment

A pre-baby body. Not mine. A hole in the yard in which to bury items of great shame. A gift card, but not to somewhere that also sells hair removal. A lack of male virility in the coming year. Fewer carcinogenic cleaning products and/or reasons/opportunities to clean things. No eye contact. Personal space. Time alone … Continue reading →

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